Cyber Junkie T-Shirts

'Now we have a giga-life.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Siri, find oxygen."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"It's the new self-driving model."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Internet Cafe

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

Ian Hislop

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Books and Phones

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

I'd rather be phishing.

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

The World's First Talking Dog,

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

I Heart Data

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."