Cyber Junkie Gifts

'Now we have a giga-life.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Siri, find oxygen."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"It's the new self-driving model."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Internet Cafe

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Books and Phones

The World's First Talking Dog,

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

I'd rather be phishing.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

I Heart Data

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"