Internet Culture Junkie Gifts

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

7 More Dwarfs

'Twitter for goldfish.'

How I met your mother

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Internet Cafe

Cool hand... Uke

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"What's your earliest memory, Randy?" "Good question, little buddy." "I was five years old. An alien child crash-landed and I found it hiding in my closet. I befriended it and taught it to have fun. But eventually it got sick, and the government stepped in. That's when I helped the alien make its escape and reunited it with its parents." "That sounds awfully familiar, Randy." "I was a child. When some writer offered to option the story in return for a pack of Bubbalicious, I thought it w

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

Big book of memes