Digital Addiction T-Shirts

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

America Off-line.

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Swiss Army Phone

"I need a more interactive you."

Addiction to mobile.

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Planet Of The Apps.

Island and man

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.