Playful Sinner Pillows

Seven deadly sins store

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Frizzbee statue.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Playing pig

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Hot cross buns

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Bunny Pranks

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Shoe repair

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Call it Tough Love.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.