Physiotherapists Gifts

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

Carpal Tunnel of Love

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'He threw his back out trying to lift an embargo.'

Out of plaster!

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Licensed Therapist

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Postwar is hell."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Couples' therapy

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I find that a live rhinoceros rather than an invisible elephant speeds things up considerably.'

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"I stand corrected."