Physiotherapists Prints

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

Carpal Tunnel of Love

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'He threw his back out trying to lift an embargo.'

Out of plaster!

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Licensed Therapist

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Postwar is hell."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Couples' therapy

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.