Physiotherapist Gifts

'I think my work here is done.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"So, what can I do for you?"

The First Physiotherapist...

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'Sore back?'

'Lift with your knees not your back.'

'You're very tense today.'

Drink going for 'Fizzyotherapy'.

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

'Now Mr Henshaw, let's see if we can't work some of that tension out of your neck.'

'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'

'There - you can reach for wallet without any trouble at all.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'You're very tense today.'

'Have you tried limping?'

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

'Too tight?'

"Ever heard of the Alexander technique

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

'I can do it! I'm walking!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'