Physical Therapist Gifts

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"I think I slept on it funny."

'Look at your father. See what happens when you lift with your back instead of your legs?'

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

"You have what we in our profession call a Frozen Shoulder, Mister Saunders."

'Uh,uh,uh, you weren't lifting with your legs were you?!'

'Bursitis.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Your back went out because your front went out.'

'You're very tense today.'

'Try to relax.'

"...and how long have you had no feeling in your left foot?"

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

Advanced pilates.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"When I think about all the sticks I chased after, and what it did to my joints. . ."

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

"I take it that you've hurt yourself skiing."

Mike's nagging injury was almost too much to bear.

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

'Hey, I'm no orthopaedic surgeon - know what I'm sayin'? But this can't be good.'

'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

Man's contortions hurt his back.

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

'With a few years of physical therapy, I think there's a good possibility that you could get a job as a paperweight!'

Carpal Tunnel of Love

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

The frustration of a nagging injury.

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

Two cavemen playing football with rocks

'Jogger's nipple'