Physical Therapist Pillows

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"I think I slept on it funny."

'Look at your father. See what happens when you lift with your back instead of your legs?'

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

"You have what we in our profession call a Frozen Shoulder, Mister Saunders."

'Uh,uh,uh, you weren't lifting with your legs were you?!'

'Bursitis.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Your back went out because your front went out.'

'Nurse Jenny is here to help with your physical therapy.'

'You're very tense today.'

'Try to relax.'

"...and how long have you had no feeling in your left foot?"

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

"I think I know where we went wrong with this salsa routine...bad news, my back's locked up!"

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

Advanced pilates.

"When I think about all the sticks I chased after, and what it did to my joints. . ."

"I take it that you've hurt yourself skiing."

Mike's nagging injury was almost too much to bear.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

Carpal Tunnel of Love

'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

'With a few years of physical therapy, I think there's a good possibility that you could get a job as a paperweight!'

Man's contortions hurt his back.

'Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey...'

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

'Hey, I'm no orthopaedic surgeon - know what I'm sayin'? But this can't be good.'

The frustration of a nagging injury.

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'With a few years of physical therapy, I think there's a good possibility that you could get a job as a paperweight!'