Physical Therapy Gifts

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'Don't think I'll need it after that 10-minute hug from your aunt Rose.'

I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me me up the wrong way.

"Try crossing the road and back."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"You make physical therapy for my back so much fun!"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Postwar is hell."