Physical Therapy Gifts

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

'Nurse Jenny is here to help with your physical therapy.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Physical Therapy. How do I know you're just not pulling my leg?

'Don't think I'll need it after that 10-minute hug from your aunt Rose.'

I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me me up the wrong way.

"Try crossing the road and back."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

"You make physical therapy for my back so much fun!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"