Starting Physical Therapy Gifts

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cat box"

Licensed Therapist

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Postwar is hell."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Window Treatment

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

No littering...

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I stand corrected."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."