Starting Physical Therapy Gifts

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cat box"

Licensed Therapist

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Postwar is hell."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Window Treatment

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

No littering...

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I stand corrected."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

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