Starting Therapy Gifts

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

"You must learn to let go."

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

'You need to learn to let people in.'

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Gambling Addiction Self-help Group - 'You've got a 7 to 1 chance of getting a place.'

Boy on psychologist's couch: 'I have a fear of heights and long division.'

'I know this sounds crazy, but sometimes it feels as if I don't even exist.'

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

"Postwar is hell."

Emotional baggage reclaim.

God still told Bob what to do but the meds helped God be nicer.

'My dreams are totally boring, except for the commercials.'

"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."

Window Treatment

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

It's A Breeze

Psychiatry visit.

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

'I feel like I'm getting a little out of focus.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'It's my problem perception relativity theory.'

'How have you been since last time?'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Please do not ask for change.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'My emotional luggage.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."