Starting Therapy Mugs

"No, a fear of snakes is not unusual, but in your case..."

"You must learn to let go."

Identity Crisis Support Group

"He overreacts to everything!"

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

'You need to learn to let people in.'

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

"Postwar is hell."

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'I know this sounds crazy, but sometimes it feels as if I don't even exist.'

Boy on psychologist's couch: 'I have a fear of heights and long division.'

Gambling Addiction Self-help Group - 'You've got a 7 to 1 chance of getting a place.'

"It certainly isn't necessary, but if you'd be more comfortable with your lawyer here..."

It's A Breeze

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

Window Treatment

"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."

Emotional baggage reclaim.

'My dreams are totally boring, except for the commercials.'

God still told Bob what to do but the meds helped God be nicer.

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'I feel like I'm getting a little out of focus.'

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

Psychiatry visit.

'It's my problem perception relativity theory.'

'My emotional luggage.'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

'Please do not ask for change.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'How have you been since last time?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'