Beginning Treatment Gifts

Wiggly path leads to 'Alcoholics Anonymous' entrance.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Postwar is hell."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Window Treatment

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"You must learn to let go."

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

It's A Breeze

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."