Starting Medication Gifts

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'

'Taking anti-depressants is getting me down...'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Licensed Therapist

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You're such a good listener."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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