Starting New Medication Gifts

'It's just a side effect of the anti-anxiety medication. Try not to worry your pretty little head about it.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Postwar is hell."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Window Treatment

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"You must learn to let go."

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Welcome to your new English Class.

It's A Breeze

"Welcome."

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'