Going Through Treatment Gifts

The Eight Original Dwarves

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Large Emoticon Collider

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Burnout Syndrome...

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Emotional Support Pest

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Don't be afraid to laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!"

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

Shrink Saloon.

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'