Beauty Treatment Initiation Gifts

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Facelift Book.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Complete Makeover

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

Botox sharpei

"She's had a lot of work done."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'