Beauty Treatment Initiation Gifts

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Mom's Spa'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Facelift Book.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Complete Makeover

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Botox sharpei

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'