Cosmetic Treatment Gifts

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Mom's Spa'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Facelift Book.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Botox.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

Plastic surgery is a scream.

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'