Cosmetic Treatment Gifts

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Mom's Spa'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Facelift Book.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Botox.'

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

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