Cosmetic Procedures Gifts

'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'

"Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections."

Facelift Book.

"Apparently there's been a mix up...you've been getting 'Butox' injections."

'I've told him but he won't listen...Too much Botox!'

'Doctor, this silly smile is frozen on my face.'

"Of course she looks good. I hear she's had styrofoam injections."

'When you said that you'd given me, 'a million dollar smile', I thought you were speaking metaphorically!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Plastic Surgeon's desk has files labeled 'Nip' and 'Tuck.'

'Doctor, I asked for BOTOX injections, not BUTTOCKS injections.'

'Did you say, 'Whitened and pointed'?'

Plastic surgery - specializing in making you a celebrity look-a-like: 'Make me look like the young Elvis.'

"I could not resist the plastic surgeon's offer of three for the price of two!"

"I need a Botox job."

"What's new?... For starters, most of my wife."

Welcome class of '67.

"Doctor when I get botox my eyes look like this. What should I do?"

'A minor nose correction would seem in order!'

Hair transplant.

'I wonder if I did the right thing having that mole removed, I keep getting funny looks?'

'Your head's rejecting the hair transplant.'

"It was buy one, get one free."

Trout Pout

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"I told you she'd had some work done."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Hey, gramma. What happened to the money you got from selling grandpa's fishing boat?"

"The real housewives of New Mexico" "Liposuction..." "Botox..." "Boob job..."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."