Cosmetic Surgery Gifts

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."

Cosmetic pouches.

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

Dog Plastic Surgery.

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

"They tell me I have pretty feet and I'd like to see them."

'I want a smaller carrot.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.

'The patient's medical tag states 'Insulin and Botox dependent', doctor.'

"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"

Three women with plastic surgery.

'...I'm one os those wrinkled Shar Pei breeds, but I had Botox injections.'

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

'Just a little off the hips.'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

Beauty fades, but implants last forever.

Tragedy and Remedy.

'Who are you?' 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

"Typical pre-lipo period."

"I'm saving up to have the other one done."

Plastic surgery is a scream.

'I'd like lip enhancement, hair extensions and a boob job!'

'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'

"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

'Since that total body transplant, I feel like a different person!'