Cosmetic Surgeon Gifts

Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

"She's had work."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"So, what health issue would you like to discuss?" "Gravity."

'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

Cosmetic brain surgery

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

Dog Plastic Surgery.

"Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections."

Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.

'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

"I told you you couldn't get a decent facelift for $50."

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'You know they aren't real.'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

'I want a smaller carrot.'

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'

"They tell me I have pretty feet and I'd like to see them."

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

Chicken pox, Detox, Botox

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

'You are my best work.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.

'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'