Cosmetic Surgeon Gifts

Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

"She's had work."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"So, what health issue would you like to discuss?" "Gravity."

'Hop up on the table and I'll have those wrinkles gone before you know it.'

'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

Cosmetic brain surgery

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.

Dog Plastic Surgery.

"Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections."

'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'You know they aren't real.'

"I told you you couldn't get a decent facelift for $50."

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

"They tell me I have pretty feet and I'd like to see them."

Chicken pox, Detox, Botox

'I want a smaller carrot.'

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

'Botox you fool! not buttocks!'

A crinkly crisp goes to a plastic surgeon to straighten out the wrinkles.

'You are my best work.'

It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.