Cosmetic Operation Curious Gifts

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Facelift Book.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Mirror mirror...

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

Jumble Sale

'Botox.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

At the office of Dr. Picasso, Plastic Surgeon

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Cosmetic pouches.