Cosmetic Surgery T-Shirts

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."

Cosmetic pouches.

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

Dog Plastic Surgery.

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'

"They tell me I have pretty feet and I'd like to see them."

'I want a smaller carrot.'

"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"

'The patient's medical tag states 'Insulin and Botox dependent', doctor.'

It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.

'Who are you?' 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'

'...I'm one os those wrinkled Shar Pei breeds, but I had Botox injections.'

Three women with plastic surgery.

'Just a little off the hips.'

Two cows are admiring a female cow that has an extra udder - 'Hey Colin... check out Barbara's awesome moob job!'

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

Tragedy and Remedy.

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"Typical pre-lipo period."

'I'd like lip enhancement, hair extensions and a boob job!'

'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'

"I'm saving up to have the other one done."

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

"Looks like somebody had some 'work' done."