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'You are my best work.'

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Woman with new boob job - 'For goodness sake Charles...I had them done for you!'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

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"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Facelift Book.

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You do Botox?'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'Botox...'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

Mirror mirror...

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Body Building

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.