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"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Facelift Book.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Mirror mirror...

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'Botox.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

Plastic surgery is a scream.

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

At the office of Dr. Picasso, Plastic Surgeon

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'