Cosmetic Surgeries T-Shirts

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"Your 3:30 shadow enhancement is here."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

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'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Facelift Book.

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'Botox...'

Body Building

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Mirror mirror...

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'