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"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

'I can't see a problem, Your nose should be a very simple procedure,'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

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There's a slight risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid... Listen,headaches gave me these wrinkles in the first place!

Kelly is saving up for the other one.

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Pinocchio heading towards plasic surgery suite.

'I can take ten yards off your looks, but it'll only last until you shed your skin.'

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

'I'm told I cut a fine figure ... now you want to.'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

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"No, Doris, not implants!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

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"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."