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"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

'I can't see a problem, Your nose should be a very simple procedure,'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

Plastic Surgeon: What Goes Up Doesn't Have To Go Down!

Mirror mirror...

Roman Nose Cosmetic Surgery

Jutting Protuberances in just 10 Days!

There's a slight risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid... Listen,headaches gave me these wrinkles in the first place!

Kelly is saving up for the other one.

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Pinocchio heading towards plasic surgery suite.

'I can take ten yards off your looks, but it'll only last until you shed your skin.'

"I told you that a £50 facelift was a bad idea!"

'I'm told I cut a fine figure ... now you want to.'

Plastic Surgery. No, after the face-lift you won't need to walk on tiptoes.

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You do Botox?'