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"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"Your 3:30 shadow enhancement is here."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

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'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Facelift Book.

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You do Botox?'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Mirror mirror...

Body Building

'Botox...'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

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'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"