Cosmetic Treatments Gifts

"Just give me enough so that no one can read my expression at the big poker game tonight."

"Mildly invasive. At most we'll be using a comb."

Alice's range of expressions after Botox.

'If you can't afford botox, we've polyurethane.'

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Trust me. At 800 lumens, they're bright enough.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"Stop complaining! Think of how much we saved on botox."

"Mum's really happy with her new botox treatment...I think."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Mom's Spa'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Facelift Book.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"