Starting Sports Therapy Gifts

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Postwar is hell."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Window Treatment

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Uptight End"

National Academy of Sport

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Basketball

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Golf lessons

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'Here we go again...'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."