Sports Therapy Seeker Gifts

"Depressed, anxious, unsure about the future...It's very common for people in your position, have you thought about supporting a different team?"

Church for sports worshipers.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Pet a Puppy

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Uptight End"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

The Physiciatrist...

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

National Academy of Sport

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'I hate all holidays!'

Turmoil change.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Try letting the ball come to you."