Therapy Seekers Gifts

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"I don't know why it bothers me so much. I knew he was a magician before I married him."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'Right. Making money in the stock market isn't everything... that leaves bonds.'

"Ever since devouring all my siblings in the womb I've used food as a coping mechanism."

"Hi, my name is Sylvia, and it's been 36 hours since I bought anything online."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

'Would you feel empowered were you to cross the road?'

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'You're my last chance, doctor - God nodded off.'

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'I'm so ashamed. I believe people are basically good.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Pet a Puppy

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'I hate Mondays.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'