Therapy Seekers Prints

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"I don't know why it bothers me so much. I knew he was a magician before I married him."

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'Right. Making money in the stock market isn't everything... that leaves bonds.'

"Ever since devouring all my siblings in the womb I've used food as a coping mechanism."

"Hi, my name is Sylvia, and it's been 36 hours since I bought anything online."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Apparently I was wrong about you being Elvis in a past life.. It turns out you were an Elvis impersonator.'

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

'Would you feel empowered were you to cross the road?'

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'You're my last chance, doctor - God nodded off.'

'My anger counselor wants to talk to your anger counselor.'

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

"I'm always committing to things I know I can't follow through on."

'I'm so ashamed. I believe people are basically good.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Pet a Puppy

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."