Sports Therapy Seeker Prints

"Depressed, anxious, unsure about the future...It's very common for people in your position, have you thought about supporting a different team?"

Church for sports worshipers.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Pet a Puppy

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Uptight End"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

The Physiciatrist...

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

National Academy of Sport

'I hate all holidays!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Turmoil change.

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."