Sports Counselor Prints

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Punt Cake

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Snooker Golf.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Saving a Heart

The best PE teacher in the World.

Personal conker trainer.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Let's go over our secret play.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Uptight End"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

National Academy of Sport