Sports Counselor Mugs

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Go team!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Punt Cake

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Saving a Heart

The best PE teacher in the World.

Personal conker trainer.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"Uptight End"

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts