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Sport Psychologist: Today I convinced a guy he was a ferret.

National Academy of Sport

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Teach me not to care."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Can I take your disorder?

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

Sardine psychologist.

Laughter Therapy.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"You've got a few screws loose."

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

Injured player

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

'Could you speak up Mrs Jones, I didn't hear what the problem is...'