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Sport Psychologist: Today I convinced a guy he was a ferret.

National Academy of Sport

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Teach me not to care."

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Can I take your disorder?

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

Sardine psychologist.

Laughter Therapy.

"You've got a few screws loose."

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

Why don't we just talk first before we resort to that.

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

Injured player

'Ring around the rosey ...'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"