Sports Rehabilitation Fan Gifts

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Cricket Accidents.

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'