Sports Therapist Gifts

'I think my work here is done.'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

'He's a little unpredictable, but with the right combination of medication and therapy, he can make an impact on this league.'

'It looks like a fantasy football injury.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

Football Brain Injuries

"I know it's just a game, sweetie, but our entire gender's political survival hinges on the outcome."

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

National Academy of Sport

"Is your injury sports-related?"

Football League - 'Concussions R Us'

Injured player

Ghana 1 - Germany 0

'Dewey! Our starter's in trouble. Loosen up.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'It's a prescription for that new sports clinic.'

'No, don't tell me, golf injury.'

'We're doomed. His knee is torn to shreds, we have no backup, quarterback and... wait! Look! It's Ligament Man!'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.