Starting Sports Therapy Pillows

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Postwar is hell."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Window Treatment

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"Uptight End"

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

National Academy of Sport

Basketball

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Golf lessons

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."