Starting Physiotherapy Gifts

"So, what can I do for you?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Postwar is hell."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Window Treatment

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise now!

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'