Starting Physiotherapy Mugs

"So, what can I do for you?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

"Postwar is hell."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Window Treatment

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Exercise Bars

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'