Physiotherapist Mugs

'I think my work here is done.'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'Removing the phone is easy. Getting your head and arms to their original positions will take weeks of physical therapy.'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"So, what can I do for you?"

The First Physiotherapist...

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'Sore back?'

'Lift with your knees not your back.'

'You're very tense today.'

Drink going for 'Fizzyotherapy'.

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'Now Mr Henshaw, let's see if we can't work some of that tension out of your neck.'

'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

'You're very tense today.'

'Too tight?'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Have you tried limping?'

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

'There - you can reach for wallet without any trouble at all.'

'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'

'I can do it! I'm walking!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Ever heard of the Alexander technique

'I can only do Wednesdays and Thursdays.'

Office Safety.

'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'