Starting Rehabilitation Gifts

'How is the detox going?'

Keep off the Grass.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Licensed Therapist

"Postwar is hell."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Window Treatment

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"You must learn to let go."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

It's A Breeze

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"