Physical Trainer Gifts

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

'This drill builds mental toughness in the players, but more important, it satisfies my personal desire to hear people scream in agony.'

Workout Calendar

You gave steroids to the 8-year-old girls on Team Caffeine? No sir! I merely enhanced their diet with a natural substance knows to boost strength and grit. What substance? You monster! Stay tuned

'I'm here to facilitate the steroid intervention.'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Pole Vaulting Accident

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Any questions?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

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