Athletic Trainers Gifts

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

Sports medicine

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Any questions?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol