Athletic Trainers T-Shirts

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

Sports medicine

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Any questions?"

Be Healthy

Muscles

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."