Physiologist Gifts

Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

Pavlov's Empire

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

Pavlov rings his bell as the dog drools.

Thomas Huxley.

'Look out, here comes that ding-a-ling Pavlov again.'

'Your problem does ring a bell. Unfortunately, it also makes me salivate wildly and obsess over lunch.'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

Before the Salivating Dogs

Pavlov's Cat

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

Pavlov's Empire

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Lynching on social media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'